RedeemedRobux

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Well shit loads of people followed me over these last few months- I don’t write just so you know and u likely followed me cause of my McGoofy comments so thanks for having a sense of humor :D
          	
          	Yall ate frfr and always remember: 
          	1) hydrate before you diedrate
          	2) wipe your ass
          	3) Go to cash.gg/prize to Redeem Your Robux Prize!

TRYTAKINGMEDOWN

@RedeemedRobux omg I love you tooo ❤️ 
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RedeemedRobux

@TRYTAKINGMEDOWN I love your stories literally thank you so much 
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TRYTAKINGMEDOWN

Well of course we would follow you. Your comment always manages to make me feel special. It’s readers like you who make writing fun. And I hope you never stop being like you are now <3
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RedeemedRobux

this message may be offensive
Well shit loads of people followed me over these last few months- I don’t write just so you know and u likely followed me cause of my McGoofy comments so thanks for having a sense of humor :D
          
          Yall ate frfr and always remember: 
          1) hydrate before you diedrate
          2) wipe your ass
          3) Go to cash.gg/prize to Redeem Your Robux Prize!

TRYTAKINGMEDOWN

@RedeemedRobux omg I love you tooo ❤️ 
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RedeemedRobux

@TRYTAKINGMEDOWN I love your stories literally thank you so much 
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TRYTAKINGMEDOWN

Well of course we would follow you. Your comment always manages to make me feel special. It’s readers like you who make writing fun. And I hope you never stop being like you are now <3
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RedeemedRobux

There’s a bug in my soul. And I ate it.

RedeemedRobux

You take a fork, with the bug on it, and you eat it
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RedeemedRobux

I meant soup
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Clishyo

how do you eat it.. i am concerned 
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RedeemedRobux

@YourLocalRatQueen Thank you so much for the follow darling <3
          
          And everyone else who was kind enough to give me a follow, thank you Ik I’m boring and don’t write so tysm :)

RedeemedRobux

@YourLocalRatQueen shi sorry he* let me change that
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YourLocalRatQueen

lmao i love how i was the only one called out. he btw 
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RedeemedRobux

I have a favorite torture method and wanted to share it with anyone who stops by my profile. I believe it is an old Italian torture method. You must start by striping them of their clothes to eradicate any dignity they had left. Then, you creat a small cut in their stomach (this will be good for later). After that, you sprinkle dots of fresh, flesh-burning tar. You will then place them in a small boat will their arms and legs tied down to the outside of the boat. Then, you shall push the boat out into a swamp with piranhas and flesh eating bugs of all sorts. While the piranhas feast of their hands and feet, the bugs will swarm the cut you make in their stomach previously. The smell of burning, and exposed flesh will attract other creatures that are not known. As they drift through the swamp, they will feel the upmost agony they never knew was possible. When they get to the end, they will have been dying since before the swamp, and they will have just died at the end. This is also an easy clean-up due to the fact that the body is in a boat, so you can just throw the body into the swamp for the creatures to finish it off. Then you can take back the boat and use it for someone else

RedeemedRobux

Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t see these responses. Ya ofc we can be friends I’d be lucky to have them, and Chompette, make the crappiest one you possibly can :)
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ChompetteColeader

@RedeemedRobux this sounds fun! i’d try but i can’t afford a boat atm
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