So... I saw 5sos live and Ashton almost killed himself. He's an idiot. Yes, I mommed Ashton Irwin from a crowd. He put one foot in his drums and I'm instantly, "What are you doing?" Then he starts stumbling around and I'm like, "Don't do it, Ashton." THEN, HE FOOCKING STANDS ON HIS DRUM SET AND PUTTING HIS ARMS IN THE AIR!!! I'M ALL LIKE, "Ashton Fletcher Irwin! Get your bum down before you break something! I don't care if it's the drums or your leg! Get down!"...
In other news... Luke has a nice bum, Michael is really fluffy, and Calum is " smalluh than a bug".