I'm what you can call a goofball. A silly little goofster. And, you guessed it, I'm a bit silly too. My personal interests are astronomically goofy, to an incredulous degree, that other people who are silly just cannot compare. I am beyond the levels of silly that is humanly possible. No man, woman, or anything else can top me in the sheer concentration of silliness that I hold in my very body. They all can try, they all can give it their best shot, and yet I still top them. Ten. Fold. I am the pinnacle of silliness. I am the gold standard that others look up to. I am the image that pops in your head when you think of someone that is "silly." I am SO far beyond silly, that you might as well not even call it that. You might as well invent a whole new word for the silliness that I am capable of. My silliness is Earth shattering. My silliness can tear a hole in the fabric of time. That is my power. That is the power of my silliness. That is how god damn powerful my silliness is, and that is why you should FEAR my silliness. Cower before me, for I can snatch away everything you love and hold dear with my power. I am a god. I am a god of unbridled silliness that no person or thing has ever compared to. Respect me and my silliness. IMMEDIATELY.

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