Max

Holy shit I read a fan fiction and it’s the first one that made me cry let alone 6 times. Why do my fandoms do this to me?

Yeesus

Crap I fell for someone and I can’t get up

IIIIIIIIM GOOOOOHNNNA SHWEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM DTHA CHADELIIIIIER FROM DTHA CHADEEEELEHIIIEIEEEIEIIEIEEER

There’s an anole in my room. A baby. And he’s trying to crawl all over me. I named him Buddy. He’s stuck in some sheets. 
          
          *update* I got him out of the sheets and now he’s sleeping in a sock under my desk

Hee heE

I monch the foods

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Okay so yeah my ex gf dumped me and yeah I still like her. But I now have some perks. I can now flirt freely, I can stare at hot girls or guys (since I’m bisexuallllll), and I will not have any shame doing the thing:
          
          Me: *stares at hot person* DAAAAAAAMN 
          
          Also me: *flirting*

Y’know sometimes I question my own sanity. Especially when surrounded by anoles I casually take in.