jungcock

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO WRITE ANY JOJO FANFICTION WHAT THE FUCK???? I THOUGHT I WROTE IT??? 
          
          Where's the quality crack of Josuyasu? The tales of how Jotaro learnt how to apply discreet eyeliner to look more intimidating? The story of how 1/2 of the Stardust Crusaders are COMPLETELY FINE and HEALTHY? Where's crack about the literal crackfic called JoJo's Motherfucking Bizarre Adventure???

I feel bad for the people who expect my earlier serious writing but now have to witness my gay shit at its peak crack headedness-
          
          Really went from #imsoemouwu #fightingbleedinglosing to #fartingsexily #fightingbleedingloosingsobbingshittingwashingtheshit

The first thing I do after re-installing wattpad is write smut. 
          
          I think that says a lot about me

Felt cute, might publish drafts of published books later.
          
          
          
          Oh wait... I did

Hybe has an official account here.........
          
          
          
          
          
          They know

//Tw vent + blood/gire mention//
          
          I want to write blood and gore and death and stuff but I'm so fucking bad at formulation and having an actual storyline like.... I wish I had my friend's talent like ... BItch HOW???? 
          
          I haven't even written since months and my shit post is incomplete and my one shots book is incomplete-  I haven't finished a request from ao3... I haven't completed the transfem jotaro fanart... Haven't made that demon au fanart... 
          
          Haven't worked on my best fucking idea ever which was the amalgamation of the whole world inside my head and ALL the scenarios i think of

jungcock

Not me writing in a group chat consisting only of myself for venting

The amount of happiness it gives me to know that people shed tears and suffer due to my writing is astronomical >:)

Im so jinius I'm going to put all my ocs on crappad because I can't remember good characters for more than 4 minutes