TurtleWalrus

Cake day today!!! :D

That sad moment when no activity was reported in the few days on your book even though you just updated it.  #HopesPutDownImmediately  #TheDreamIsFalse...ForNow #WhereIsMyTea
          

Oh meh gosh! 
          
          I got a chapter out :D

Double update today, how about it! c:?

I just posted a new update "Chapter 20 - All the Puns"!
          
          I hope you enjoy it, and you should totally comment or PM me what you think!
          Don't be shy... I can take it...

I've finished the chapter but decided against uploading it today. I still need to make sure everything is ready, and that I didn't forget about any details or characters...

How would my lovely followers like me to finish the next chapter of my book and upload it today?
          
          :D
          
          Not that you need to respond, I'll likely do it anyways, but it helps if you do!

 Just uploaded a new chapter in my book "1000 Stupid Ways to Die"! You should check it out, as it is the most spontaneous chapter I have ever created ever, in the respect that I wrote every idea that came to me down as a part of the story.

I cri evry tim I thnk of Saruman and Darth Tyranus...

I just heard the news...
          RIP Christopher Lee.