*Door opens*

Oh hai! Welcome to my-

*Crash is heard from inside*

Oh. Hang on.

*Runs inside*
*Indistinguishable yelling*
*Glass shattering and yowling*
*Black cat runs downstairs*

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FANTASIA WHY!!!!

*Appears in doorway*

Sorry about *pant* that. *pant* As I was *pant* saying, welcome to my *pant* profile.

*A clean living room*

It's not much but-

*Closet opens, revealing a mess of paper, books and colored pencils*
*A fire simultaneously starts on the couch*
*Ceiling caves in, a bloodied animatronic suit falling with it*

*Heavy sigh*

Welp. You got yourself into this mess. Save yourself while you can.

*Walks past you, patting your shoulder*

I don't update very often. You have been warned.