So, I tell stories. 
Sometimes.
FAQ:
Who are you? Beats me.
How many times has this changed? About 300
Will you forget about this account? Quite possibly. For a few days.
Are you working on anything? Kind of.
What's your GPA? "Excuse me?"
Do you use words? 010110010110010101110011
What's binary? 010011010110010101101000
How do I make stories? Very. Very. Slowly. And... that's it.
Will the questions end? Never