HEEEYYY THERE!!!
I see you have come to stalk my profile page. I both relate to and appreciate your nosiness. 

Therefore I have easily accommodated to your needs by displaying all the main  facts* about my life; my name is Renna! As i write this i'm 19, but maybe your own personal robot is reading this to you 100 years into the future.  I'm an astronaut who moonlights as an explorer travelling the world. 
Im also filthy rich and own a mansion in Malibu. 

*the definition of facts may be debatable in this context.