The King of Shit

I deleted this app again and I also have a girlfriend. I have always dreamed of this moment + I'm going to puke.

Yeah, by the way, my name is actually pronounced "Ray-mon". For some reason I stole it from the lightning bug guy from Princess and the Frog and he is Cajun and speaks French so the 'D' isn't pronounced.
          
          Don't know why I'm saying this, I guess I just felt like getting this information off my chest because my name is great and the best one.

It sure does suck when your parents have loud sex in the room directly above you and your only option to stop yourself from hearing it is to plug your ears and make your brain shake.
          
          I hope they know that the air vent to my room is directly beside their bed (I can hear everything).

Why did I write the JoJo Slut book, I know it was for attention, but did I HAVE to? 
          
          It's just embarrassing. I didn't expect people to actually read it. I've separated myself from other JoJo fans for so long that I forgot about just how horny JoJo fans really are.

Insane when somebody is all 'X REFERENCE?!?!' on one of my books and I just don't know what that is.
          
          Like on the Kaito book somebody was screaming about VBS and I don't even know what that is. The only thing that's honestly coming up is 'Virtual Boy Singer' and I'm fairly sure that no such game was released on Virtual Boy.
          
          This happened a while ago, I just decided to peek in the Kaito book again, recently.

Honestly, the only good thing to do here anymore is to read my old shit and to make Touhou references in places I shouldn't.

Man... getting attention for something you actually is SCARY. wHY the fuck is Orange Touhou JoJo posing blowing up so much, I'm SCARED but also happy but mostly FUCKING SCARED.
          
          My Regirock notification noise actually woke me up a couple of times tonight. I had to turn off the noise that played, this is too much for me.
          
          I'm didn't even mention the fact that one (1) person actually reblogged my Risoran as well, although that picture understandably was never going to go as well as honestly probably anything in the world that I could have posted (sole reason being that JoJo fans SUCK and that nobody likes Ran because Craft Egg/Bushiroad don't + everyone's still a little uncomfortable about the Hentai-chan thing).

SCREAMS (2 people just added the JoJo Slut thing to their libraries and Wattpad just didn't tell me)

Nothing to remind me that I'm bisexual like playing my trumpet (he's a dude).
          
          I say crap like 'atta girl' to my things and use pronouns on them like a sailor. Most of my things are girls, like my 3ds for example. She was about to fall out of my pocket, but I stopped her and said 'atta girl'.
          
          But not my stuffed animals. Most of them are dudes, but those are animated objects so it probably doesn't count.
          
          I don't know what I'm talking about, I want to go home and drink blue milk. I purchased blue milk at the store. It's weird, Luke Skywalker and Vader are on it.

WHY IS IT AT 18 PER CENT, I JUST REALIZED.
          
          THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG DAY.