Hi hello I am RetardedEggTeaTreeBe and I     love to climb and sing, jump, run, dance, job and walk.         About me: I have two legs and 9 fingers, my local church is 2km away from me and I like to mouth breathe, reading is a common thing I do when i feel like reading. Im married and I don't know the length of my hair but I am still trying to count. I use the toilet when I need to and if someone says that I need to write I may do it if I felt like it