Brunch at 9, shuffleboard at 2, Supper at 5, lights out from inebriation at 9.  Come join us for bingo and drinks in the rehabilitation whirlpool (except on Tuesdays at 3 -- it's booked for Eunice's hip treatment)


You still with us? Good... You've passed the attention span test. 

We are a secret society, made up of Wattpad's most elite members. Entry isn't easy to gain, but wealth and fame await you.... 

Oh look at that, its medication time.