"Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette. It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet!"

Heyo, Michael Mell, aka the biggest gay here. If you like memes, gay bullshit, Bob Marley, and many rants about slushies, you've come to the right place!

Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Hella gay
Relationship status: Single

-Bob Marley worshipper
-Loves slushies more than you
-Huge audiophile
-Best friends with the coolest person ever

"High school is hell. But we navigate it well. Cuz, what we do is we make it a two player game!"

( Run by @Dear_Michael_Heere )