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Hi darling. I'm technically your gf in a different timeline. We had a nice time, until i dissapeared after you blew up L'Manburg.
I arrived back after months for you, but years for me. I was 16 before i dissapeared. I'm almost 24 right now. You didn't even bother to CHECK on your fucking bombs. Did you even know that there was an infected TNT? It onky activated in MY timeline. MINE. You. Ruined. My. Life.
How I still simp for you is a mystery to me. Talk to Creator as to why.