"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

"NOT THE HAIR, ANYTHING BUT THE HAIR."

"Am I supposed to help Frodo destroy the ring and save Middle Earth? Or do I have to make toys in the North Pole?"

"After all this time?" "Always."

"Nice one, James!"

"I slipped on ma' beans!"

"Magic Claw has no children, his days are free and easy!"

"The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!"

"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."

"Life's only precious because it ends, kid"

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."

"That's what she said."