Salutations, fellow literary fanatics. I, for one, am a loyal enthusiast of mystery, horror, thriller, poetry, and realistic fiction. If you are as well, you are in the WRITE (hehe) place. I may not be the SHARPEST (I'll stop now), but I appreciate those who read my stories so much that I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS (FOOLS! HOW DARE YOU THINK MY REIGN OF PUNS WERE OVER!). Join me on this grand quest of scriptures and tales!