{||•Bitchy Rodimus•||}

Are you still  picking me up to go?

Aye wanna hang out today
          Much love
          -Soybeans

What do you call a gay wasp?
          A lesBEEan.
          
          What did one card say when it was propositioned for a good time?
          "Sorry, you seem nice but I'm ACE."

WOW! 35+ FOLLOWERS!? THABKS EVERYONE!
          That's a pretty
          Sans-sational number. You all have my Undyne love and upmost re-spectre.

P l e ase help me o pun master I need to write sans smut but I'm terrible w anatomy help

I'm very calm and full of  puns

Doot doot

manana by los 5 is a gewd song

http://larrydraws.tumblr.com/post/126272826324/commission-for-enthusiasticinformedfragging-of
          Helpful af

*is super nice on other websites*
          *comes here and sees shitty fanfics*
          Alright who the fuck