I"M PRISON MIKE! I've been in prison for 5 years now and to me everyone is a little female dog because that's just how we talk here in the klink. PRISON STINKS! It's not like you could go home, recharge your batteries and then come to work the next day and be with your friends having fun in the office? Now you might be wondering what i did to get into prison. Well let me tell ya, I stole, and I robbed, and I kidnapped the president's son and held him for ransom. AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT EITHER!  Now the food wasn't an all you can eat buffet. NO they served gruel to you every single day. Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omlets. Nothing  but gruel, plus you can eat your own hair! THE WORST THING ABOUT PRISON WAS THE DEMENTORS! They were flying all over the place and they were very scary and then they came down and sucked the soul out of your body! THIs has been Prison Mike informing you the dangers of prison.