Bailey and Jake

So… y’all okay?

I am coming to you all, as a very horny man. Do any of you know how to work the way back machine? I’ve been looking for this one fic for three years and I’m desperate. Please this is all I’ve got at this point. 

I love writing Marcel. He’s literally Alvin and the chipmunks when I write him. I’m working on a book right now when he’s more like Alvin and Simon, but in the Next Door Neighbors he’s more like Theodore and Simon. And usually when the triplets are being written a lot of the time they are Alvin and the chipmunks 

Does anyone else get upset over the fact that there never seem to be enough fics about Harry with any other guy other than Louis? Like no original male characters, no male readers, nothing. It’s female reader, female characters, or Louis. 

I’m gonna do a “get to know the authors chapter” because get over it that’s why

I never sleep so maybe let’s see Jakes rants. For the next hour or so.
          
          Okay so first off my charger is broken, and I kinda wanna wrap it around my neck and- moving on. I have no where to get a new one so yay lucky Jake 

Harry Styles is so pretty 

I love when sometimes I read fanfics (and don’t get me wrong I don’t hate it, it’s just funny) where Louis is wearing dresses and skirts and makeup and dresses all pretty, and Harry is the type that wears suits and casual clothing usually associated with men. However we all know it’s the opposite way around. Harry dresses in the skirts and the dresses and the makeup and just dresses all pretty and Louis is the type to wear close usually associated with men. I’m just saying I think it’s funny 

CRYING THROWING UP SOBBING THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT

I always find the cutest fics with Marcel in them on ao3 and I read them for weeks because they’re my favorite to read. And then I don’t read them for a little bit because I’m busy, and then I go to read it and the damn author has deleted it. Like bro please leave them up they’re so cute. They do it to spite me I’m sure of it at this point