Riot_Wilhelm
my dutch era is ending, can't wait to start archery and merpati putih again in indo:D
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Riot_Wilhelm
"are you a follower or a leader" is just a more formal version of "are you a sub or a dom". fight me on this one.
-cxothicol
@Riot_Wilhelm the only following i do is following your mother to the bedroom:fire emoji: :100 perfect emoji:
Riot_Wilhelm
sometimes the thought of "how would dirty talking in dutch sound like?" pops up and the answer is, well, hilarious.
"vind je dat leuk, teef?" "ahh ik vind dat lekker" IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS AT ALL
"zo goed for mij, kleine meisje" this one is horrendous
"noot voor mij, baby jongen" LMAOOO :skull:
Riot_Wilhelm
i've just read the single most HORRENDOUS, HEATHENLIKE, DOWN RIGHT JAIL DESERVING FIC and THE PLOT WASN'T EVEN THE BAD PART Y'ALL ಥ‿ಥ there was ATLEAST five warcrimes, like BOY that has got to be a warcrime somewhere, idk where tho BUT THAT WAS STRAIGHT UP HORRENDOUS I *WILL* REMEMBER THIS IN MY NIGHTMARES
this is not about Famel Bob but it could be
my AO3 history is between me and the devil only, though the devil would be distraught at what literature i consume.
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@-cxothicol it was Resident Evil. all of it was fucked up. it fundamentally changed who i am as a person due to how horrendous it is, i did not know humanity had it in them to be that godless
Riot_Wilhelm
whenever I'm sad or feeling down i always remember the time a drunk middle aged guy tried to ask to marry me. bro really took "why he kinda...." too seriously
Riot_Wilhelm
@-cxothicol it's a confidence booster now, i must've been so rizzy that bro straight up asked for marriage.
Riot_Wilhelm
the masculine urge to engage in homoerotic tension with my opponent....
Riot_Wilhelm
@-cxothicol i wouldn't have if you didn't brought up the fact that we're siblings/lh (lowkey forgot about that ngl)
Riot_Wilhelm
can someone teach me chemistry pls like... i would like to know how to cook T, i would like to become the trans Jesse Pinkman/Walter White, the Jesse HRTman.
Riot_Wilhelm
mfs be like "well don't you want to be a doctor or an engineer???" no! i want to grow silly plants in my backyard and smoke them
Riot_Wilhelm
@Gender_Police on the mugwort or the weed because either way it's not that hard to grow it tbh you just have to buy the seeds
Riot_Wilhelm
every time @-cxothicol tries to humble me i simply humble him back with my long paragraphs of Hannibalesque writing, it's becoming an addiction at this point. i can write y'all an example if any of ye wanna see
Riot_Wilhelm
y'all ever think you're normal-ish but then you suddenly remember (insert weird, extremely specific fear you used to have)?
Riot_Wilhelm
ah yes, i was also afraid of swallowing seeds because i thought a tree would grow in my stomach and it'd eat my flesh and i'd die from it growing inside my stomach, i was also afraid of accidentally swallowing a spider as i sleep
Riot_Wilhelm
@-cxothicol Hello Kitty, the Zakun fruit (from the quranic verses about hell that my parents shoved down my throat) and a very specific song that says "lupa, aku lupa" which i thought would make me forget everything and lose who i am, not remembering who i was, becoming a lifeless doll because it means 'forgot, i forgot'