Riri ( @_ChocolateAddict_ ): Bello! (yeah, I just typed "Bello", what are you gonna do about it?) This is Riri (duh).
Jojo ( @_SiriusBlueberry_ ): And this is Jojo. Sup? We will be publishing our collab stories here, starting with "Family (T)RIP".
Riri: I can hear you all saying "Oh boy, what did I get myself into?" and all that stuff, so all I have to say is shut up. If you don't wanna read it, don't.
Jojo: Good luck. Haters gonna hate... Oh well. Go check up our separate profiles and give us a follow if you're feeling generous, will you?
Riri: We deserve to be loved!
Jojo: Shut up.
Riri: Go to hell.
Jojo: After you.
Riri: Ladies first.
Jojo: WE'RE BOTH LADIES!
Riri: I'm a unicorn. :P
Jojo: *facepalm* I'm so done with you. *dramatic exit*
Riri: Anyway... Petty family feud. I'm older. Jojo is a youngling and still has a lot to learn...
Jojo: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!
Riri: Do I look like I care?
Jojo: *epic eyeroll*
Riri: Drama queen...
Jojo: I GOT THAT FROM YOU!
Riri: WELL, YOU FOUND A GREAT EXAMPLE TO FOLLOW. Okay, you can go now. I have to go ground Jojo. JOJO IN THE CORNER. NOW. WITH ONE FOOT UP. DON'T MOVE.
Jojo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Riri: *whispers evilly* Yes.