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Who wants to preview some of the quotes in one of our upcoming stories?
If so here’s some now!
“I don’t spell Happiness with U in it” -Aim
“If i wanted therapy I wouldn’t have killed my therapist” -Dove
“You know judging a book by its cover can really make the book look like a joke” - Elliot
“I mean, it’s not that bad?” “STACE MY LEG IS WRAPPED AROUND MY OTHER LEG 3 TIMES!” - Justin and Stacy
“Your Family is fucked” - Dick “oh really? I haven’t noticed” -Hallow
“You really blame yourself for something that wasn’t your fault? How fucked up are you?” -Jason “Todd I would appreciate it if you shut the fuck up” -Aim
“So say you were an orphan?” -Bruce “which we are?” -Justin “could I adopt you?” -Bruce “absolutely!” -Elliot “I feel like your going to say-” -Bruce “not. Fuck off” -Diego “Knew it” -Bruce
“Did it hurt when you fell?” W “From where?” A “Heaven!” W “No but I think I have some grazes on my hands and knees that need to be patched up” A “oh what happened?” W “I crawled out of hell” -Wally and Aim
“How long until she comes by again?” -Bruce “ahh either 5 weeks or” -Diego “until she gives a fuck” -Justin, Elliot, Hallow, Stacy and Dove
“What took you?” -Tim “McDonalds was slow, I had to wait for my nuggies!” -Dove “How many did you buy?” -Stacy “ahhhh, you don’t want to know” -Dove “456890, which is roughly about 38,074.16 12 packs of Nuggets” -Alfred “damn, did you get sweat and sour sauce?” -Aim “it’s illegal if you don’t!” -Hallow and Dove
“Your under-arrest!” -cop “IM GAY! IM LEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!” -Hallow “why do you think we left Russia?” -Diego
That’s all for today!
