Just a random dude

The new Pressure update is rad

So I have this universe in my head and it uses fictional countries, continents, cities, etc and I just felt like listing some of the countries and the real life nations they're inspired by. The way I will do this is by going like: "[Insert fictional nation] = [Insert real nation]". These will also be listed in no exact order
          
          Ageian Republic = United States
          Norland = Russia (considering changing Norland's name)
          Gratland = United Kingdom/Britain/England
          Grunland = Germany
          Gloireterre = France
          Magrennia = Canada
          Ewadia = China (Definitely changing Ewadia's name someday)
          Hirsho = Japan
          
          Remember, these aren't all of the countries in my universe. There's way more that I haven't came up with names for yet. I might also write some stories that take place in my universe someday.
          
          Also, my universe has a modern fantasy thing going on with elves, dwarfs, dragons, floating islands and more fantasy stuff (no magic though). It also has some semi-futuristic things going on, like, there's mechs and other big robots (though they're in small numbers) and holograms are a tad bit more common. But the tech level is mostly the same as irl. There's also kaiju, cause why not.

SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          WE GOT JUKED TWICE!!!!!!!!!
          
          WE HALF-LIFE FANS CANNOT CATCH A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit crazy ass sponsor
          https://youtu.be/OXCcMJRIfCs?si=S2cOxHLWRkmbu8Z_&t=866

the missile is very tired, he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. he eeby and neebies to sleeby. mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil guy and needs to go to bedb. he is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. midsilylele neebs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. mibsipilibille needs his beaty sleeb. look at him go! he yawn big cause he skeejy, neebs to falafel asleep. nini time! good night, mister the missile.

83 years ago today, Japan made the VERY unwise decision of touching my homelands boats

Mercenaries in my universe after blowing up a refugee camp for 50 dollars: https://youtu.be/UWLIgjB9gGw?si=-bd1txtubEnwzBus

>*Geiger counter crackles*
          >WORM
          >*the sound of a gauss rifle firing*
          >YOU'RE LISTENING TO
          >* chimera roar *
          >RADIO MONOLITH
          >*the sound of pulling the pin*
          > THERE'S THE VOICE OF THE MONOLITH
          >*creak of a lamp from the dungeons of the agroprom*
          > *anomaly sounds*
          >IT'S NOT A STALKER STATION
          >*russian post punk playing*
          
          (I totally didn't steal this from a youtube comment section)

mfw when I start installing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 and it takes up a quarter of my Xbox's memory:

idk why but my brain was like "You should get good at voice acting and actually voice act lol" one day and now I'm considering trying to get good at voice acting
          
          This is really odd to me because it just randomly happened and I've never really shown any interest in participating in the production of anything that requires voice acting