CAUTION: My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin @ Wal-Mart. Keep this in mind before continuing...

I'm just another paper cut survivor and caffeine dependent life-form. 

When I'm bored: I'm either on here, chilling with my bæ (Netflix, sweatpants, and Oreos w/ peanut butter), or asking myself questions like "why does round pizza still come in a square box?" And "Why/how do I have friends."

Things you should know about me:
• I put the "hot" in "psychotic"
• I'm a recovering ice cream addict
• I often have allergic reactions to the universe
• I WILL go into survival mode if tickled. I swear.
• Proud geek/nerd
• I prefer my puns intended

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk there is a work station. #LifeExplained

I promise I have a life. It's just on pause right now...

If you haven't disintegrated into a big pile of nope or died of fright AND still managed to follow me for some unknown reason, God bless u. U deserve a follow back XD

THANKS FOR THE FOLLOWS, VOTES, AND READS. You guys are better than hoodies and Netflix. (Trust me. That's a HUGE compliment)