Hear ye, hear ye, Goblins and Warlock, Elves and Trolls, and most importantly Fangirls. Today you enter a den of badly written stories and an inexperienced author desperate for attention. Today you enter a world filled with plot holes and errors as far as the eye can see. So refill your butterbeer, close your spellbooks and immerse yourself in stories I will eventually regret writing in a few years...