Starling

Hello just dropping in to say have a good days!

I love looking into my past posts and seeing all of the self deprecating comments about myself. Now, I decided it was unhealthy and went for a “haha I’m totally 100% better than you, even when I’m not. Complete god who should be worshiped in every way. No false things being spoken.” Attitude instead since it’s more fun.
          
          D-don’t take it seriously though, in the end, I know we’re both just cool lowlifes. 

Heyyy, I’m back on here in search for fanfics. I’ve found at least one good one, and the author seems pretty nice, so I might stay for a bit. Who knows. 

Ah, I'm a bit depressed now. I've just learned that you have to learn German before moving there completely. They'll make you go to a class to teach you rules, language, history, and stuff like that. Even if I did fully learn German though, I'd still have to learn the other stuff. I haven't been to a class or even studied something in so long that I forgot how it happens. My past is hating me and my future is suffocating me, while my present is ignoring it all to feel better. Help??? I currently feel super fucking boned, and not the good type.

*poof* You have been nyaned!

*currently wants to make every character in existence into cats*

Have I ever told you about this time where my cat was being a pain? She kept biting the headphone cords, but oh no, that's not it, she's a fat cat. The reason why I mention her weight is that she likes to walk without picking up her feet, she pulls out the cord while walking, and I can't pick her up fast enough to prevent this happening. (I need to pick her up with two hands.) She has done this so often, but the breaking point was this one time. She had it on her foot, dragging it like usual, walking slow but fast enough to the point I couldn't get her. When I went to play audio on my computer, the headphone jack was turned to the side too much it didn't work, only one sound was playing, and the other was muffled. It was really weird, sound effects worked but voices were very soft. That whole day and a part of the next I kept stepping on her tail, pushing her away, and blowing in her face as she slept. Needless to say, I was very, upset.

"Chicks have plastic tits so why not glass eyes?!" - a thought I screamed while watching a movie with a dude dating someone just because they pity the glass eye.

(To any new comers, please read down from up. If you feel like something is in the middle of a conversation it probably is.)

Oh, I forgot my birthday was a few days ago...huh