I'm going to use these 2000 characters to communicate practically nothing to you. Yes, I'm on this site, that I'm sure you've realized. What you haven't realized, however, is that I might not be a person. I might be a weird neon floating thingy in outer space. I could be a robot for all you know. But I do exist. Your knowledge of that paired with your curiosity to learn more is what's driving you along through this About section. Yes, it is interesting how the human race is so eager to learn more, and not be satisfied with what they know already. That is why I am here. I am here to find out what you want to learn, and in turn do what I can to give that to you. But in retrospect, I do notice how I am the same as you, wanting to know and help. Is that what the humans are, do you suppose, dear reader? But I'm not sure if you, or even me, should trust me. After all, I'm just a nonentity wolf. Well, I suppose I gave away what I am, now didn't I, dear reader?
 Wait. I just realized. I didn't space this message out enough; I aimed for 1000 characters rather than 2000. Well, might as well keep talking, you're already this far. I doubt you'll lose interest now.
Either way. I do have quite the interest in horror, so as a precaution, if any one of my works has an image that creeps you out on the front, TURN BACK. Odds are, the rest of it will be just as, if not even more, creepy.
So I'm not sure what to write for the remaining 519 characters. Well then. I could tell you more about myself, rather than discussing things such as the universe and what we are, and whatnot.
My name is River. I live over the Dora and through the woods. Yes, I may use strange words. Don't blame me for that. I've always hated life without a lil' touch of humor, so I do what I can to add more for those of you who feel the same way. I'm very sorry, dear reader, that this is so long and pointless. But I've only got a few words left to say goodbye...So, farewell, dear reader. I'll see you again, hopefully.