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Dont y’all just LOVE what’s going on in the world! So fun!! Not horrifying or disgusting or just flat out insane at all, amirite’?

Should I write an actual story or just stick to nonsense?

No more yaoi guys.

“Cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceiling fan”
          
          -wise words from Will Wood

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Fun fact chat, Victor Hugo, author of Les Misérables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and also my goat, was an absolute FREAK. That man was a sex addict—he was THE sex addict. Over 80 sexual encounters are recorded in his diary for the 4 months before he died (note that HE WAS 83 WHEN HE DIED). 
          He had multiple affairs with married woman in his life, and at some point seduced his son’s lover away. ALL OF THE BROTHELS IN PARIS WERE CLOSED ON THE DAY OF HIS FUNERAL TO GIVE TIME FOR THE PROSTITUTES TO MOURN HIS DEATH. We should ALL strive to be more like this guy.

I need to be baptized in Bucky Barnes’ sticky smelly radioactive discharge. It’s not a want. It’s a need. PLEASE submerge me in it.
          
          (Digital foot print has nothing on me)

Winter is coming? More like winter is cuming. (I’m hilarious, I’m the pinnacle of comedy)

Hi so I died for a bit, but I was doing really important stuff! (Writing Hilson Mpreg and founding father yaoi) but I’m back and I’m gonna actually lock in and post something maybe probably soon :D

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          (Joseph got me)