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Help my theater class is so cooked we have to write and perform a musical and the teacher keeps changing what is has to be about so no one can actually started writing, it’s so chaotic I’m scared

I love writing my silly little stupid bullshit stories while listening to like dramatic, intense songs from musicals.
          
          Picture it, you’re writing about calculators fighting and then doing the no pants dance and getting together and then having babies and then the babies kill them and they die and start ascending to heaven before falling down to hell (don’t ask) while in blasting at full volume in your ears is, “ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS EVERY TIME I DARE TO CLOSE MY EYES” or like “I WISH YOUR DAD WERE GOOD I WISH GROWN UPS UNDERSTOOD I WISH WE MET BEFORE THEY CONVINCED YOU LIFE WAS WAR I WISH YOU’D COME WITH ME- I WISH I HAD MORE TNT”
          
          Like it’s so glorious

And aaaaaaaagain: 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 
          Birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy! 
          ❤️❤️❤️

Omg yall I was born tomorrow yippers
          
          Anyways Like
          
          Fun fact: Guinea Pigs teeth never stop growing. I have two Guinea Pigs, they’re awesome possum
          
          Another Fun Fact: Spider-man first appeared in in the anthology comic book Amazing Fantasy #15 in August 1962 (I’m not like 100% sure about this one, correct me if I’m wrong :3)
          
          Yayayayay
          
          Also have any of you watched Epic the Musical? I haven’t but I think I will :]

Oh I think I died for like a few weeks whoops

Fun fact: Aardvarks tongue’s can be up to 12 inches
          
          Another aardvark fun fact: their name is an Afrikaans word that means “Earth Pig”
          
          Triple aardvark fact: They mostly eat ants and termites and they can eat up to 60,000 in just one night
          
          Not aardvark fact: the Iliad is a Greek epic poem about the Trojan War, written by Homer in the 8th century B.C (I really want to read this some day, but honestly, I struggle with Harry Potter sooooo-)
          
          The Finale fact: Colm Wilkinson, who played the Bishop in the 2012 Les Misérables movie, played Jean Valjean from the original English language Les Misérables stage productions in 1985 and 1987

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So I died for a bit but like- ＼(^^)／
          
          Anyways fun fact: Zeus doesn’t have the most children in Greek Mythology, it’s actually Poseidon 
          
          Another fun fact: Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand. They store fat in their hump’s which they use as a source of nourishment, not water. They’re also really cute (this is definitely a fact and not an opinion:>). 
          
          More fun fact: Cheval means horse in French. Learned this from Duolingo
          
          Final fun fact: Amaryllis’, a type of flower, are believed to mean “pride, strength and determination.” (Interflora.co.uk). This flower (Like every other flower) has a tragic story involving romance. A nymph (or perhaps a maiden?) named Amaryllis was hopelessly in love with a shepherd named Alteo. He had, “Hercules' strength and Apollo's beauty” (inspirationforthespirit.com). Alteo loved plants and flowers, but didn’t love her. But she wanted his love, so, everyday she pierced he heart with a golden arrow and visited his cottage daily. On the 30th night, he finally opened his cottage door and saw “Amaryllis with a striking red flower that had sprung from the blood of her heart.”  inspirationforthespirit.com). 
          So that’s the story :D

I just wrote the most glorious story known to man y’all…here it is :)
          
          y/n’s blond strands frame her perfectly sculpted beautifully. The golden light shining from the street lamp behind her contrasted with the otherwise dark night. The warm light illuminates her pale petite face. It casts a glow around her silhouette, it shines upon her head like a halo. 
          
          Flickers of warm orange and gold are speckles within her big blue orbs. They resemble a vast ocean with light shining from the setting sun, glimmering across the water. 
          
          She herself is a perfect picture of a mortal Apollo. Only, she would not be Apollo as she would be Icarus. Like him, she flies too close to the sun and it becomes her downfall. 
          
          You see, y/n is actually a moth and she flutters her petite little noodle like arms like wings to the light of the street lamp, a moth attracted to light. Like Icarus did to the sun. But the lamp was actually a trap set by a mean bear who wanted to turn her into honey and put her on and omelette. So like the lamp thing burst into flames and y/n burnt and died like Icarus did when he flew to the sun.
          
           But, unlike Icarus, y/n was rescued by one direction and they became her brothers but like she insest-ed with all of them. but then like Edgar Allen Poe came in and he was like “nooooo that’s not cool beans.”
          
          but y/n used her beautiful golden hair locks to lock him in prison but since he’s 24601 he got released after 19 years so like he went to get revenge but y/n was like “nuh-uh” and ate him. 
          
          The end

Hiii!How are you?I hope fine!
          I'm sorry for bothering you, but do you have time to check out my stories? 
          my biggest dream is to become a great author one day!
          If you are interested, here it is.
          
          
          
          I follow back too for help you because I know it's not easy to be a writer ;)
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/377277094?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=unfinished_sentenc_