RoachJuiceAlt

Fun fact chat, Victor Hugo, author of Les Misérables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and also my goat, was an absolute FREAK. That man was a sex addict—he was THE sex addict. Over 80 sexual encounters are recorded in his diary for the 4 months before he died (note that HE WAS 83 WHEN HE DIED). 
          	He had multiple affairs with married woman in his life, and at some point seduced his son’s lover away. ALL OF THE BROTHELS IN PARIS WERE CLOSED ON THE DAY OF HIS FUNERAL TO GIVE TIME FOR THE PROSTITUTES TO MOURN HIS DEATH. We should ALL strive to be more like this guy.

Im_NOT-Real

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RoachJuiceAlt

Fun fact chat, Victor Hugo, author of Les Misérables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and also my goat, was an absolute FREAK. That man was a sex addict—he was THE sex addict. Over 80 sexual encounters are recorded in his diary for the 4 months before he died (note that HE WAS 83 WHEN HE DIED). 
          He had multiple affairs with married woman in his life, and at some point seduced his son’s lover away. ALL OF THE BROTHELS IN PARIS WERE CLOSED ON THE DAY OF HIS FUNERAL TO GIVE TIME FOR THE PROSTITUTES TO MOURN HIS DEATH. We should ALL strive to be more like this guy.

Im_NOT-Real

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RoachJuiceAlt

I need to be baptized in Bucky Barnes’ sticky smelly radioactive discharge. It’s not a want. It’s a need. PLEASE submerge me in it.
          
          (Digital foot print has nothing on me)

Im_NOT-Real

@RoachJuiceAlt oh thank you
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RoachJuiceAlt

@Im_NOT-Real and likely not the last. I intent to haunt the Im_NOT-Real lineage
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Im_NOT-Real

@RoachJuiceAlt first person in my bloodline to read this btw
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RoachJuiceAlt

Winter is coming? More like winter is cuming. (I’m hilarious, I’m the pinnacle of comedy)

RoachJuiceAlt

@-crypticlilies No need to follow, I live in the Denny’s parking lot with the singing possum, you’ll find me there ;)
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-crypticlilies

@RoachJuiceAlt you're so funny I'm going to follow you home
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RoachJuiceAlt

Hi so I died for a bit, but I was doing really important stuff! (Writing Hilson Mpreg and founding father yaoi) but I’m back and I’m gonna actually lock in and post something maybe probably soon :D

-crypticlilies

@RoachJuiceAlt WHAT could the context be behind some of this
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shrekmight

oh hell yeah
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RoachJuiceAlt

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Sparks3Error

Hey if Wattpad gets banned in america follow my tt if you have it
          
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          I have a Robin from teen titans pfp

RoachJuiceAlt

Wait it stand for TikTok right
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RoachJuiceAlt

Wait sorry gang I’m kinda stupid um what’s tt stand for and also IS WATTPAD GETTING BANNED IN AMERICA WHAT??
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RoachJuiceAlt

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RoachJuiceAlt

I am like mildly obsessed with Jekyll and Hyde the musical, like the songs are all just KENDJSHHSAIDBJSGDJQVXHAGSAYIWID

Im_NOT-Real

@RoachJuiceAlt WILL SO TYSMMM
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RoachJuiceAlt

@Im_NOT-Real I recommend watching the version with Robert Cuccioli and also listening to the version with Anthony Warlow (there is sadly no performance with him, but the concept album is on Spotify and it’s really good)
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RoachJuiceAlt

@Im_NOT-Real OFC ALSO TRY TO AVOID WATCHING THE VERSION WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF BECAUSE I HEAR HIS PERFORMANCE OF IT IS AWFUL (I haven’t watched it though so I can’t say that for certain but he was really bad in the Sharknado movies (everyone was bad in those agonizing movies) soooo)
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