Girl, I love how you call everyone “Milady,” like some knight in shining armor who got lost in the modern world and decided chivalry was a full time personality trait. Every message sounds like you just stepped out of a medieval romance novel one hand over your heart, the other probably holding an imaginary sword, ready to defend your princess’s honor at any moment. It’s giving loyal royal guard energy, the kind that would absolutely kneel dramatically in the rain and say, “As you wish, Milady,” without a second thought. Honestly, you make basic conversations sound like courtly love letters from the 1400s, and I kind of adore it.