Hi there guys, and Wattpad Support (and mysterious “concerned community member” ),
So, guys, I just got a message from Wattpad and… I have questions. Like, real ones. Serious detective-level stuff.️♀️
First of all, WHO is this “concerned community member”? Show yourself, sweetie! Is it Karen from Accounting? Is it my enemy? Is it someone who couldn’t handle the emotional rollercoaster of my plot twists?? Spill the tea. ☕️
Because apparently, someone out there is worried about me... which is wild, because let me tell you, I’m out here living my best romcom life! I’ve got a husband, a kid, snacks in the pantry, and the Wi-Fi is strong. Like hello?? If anything, I’m thriving too hard. ♀️
So, when you say “are you safe” and “do you need emotional support” I’m just sitting here like… hun, the only thing I’m emotionally attached to is writing Minsung ffs and my blanket at 1am.
And not to be rude, but I feel like the real concern should be for whoever read my post and thought, “Yup. Definitely a cry for help.” Like what part of my fictional drama made someone think I needed an emergency intervention? Was it the love triangle? The cliffhanger? Or was it the part where my character was crying in the rain like a melodramatic soap opera star? Because that was intentional, darling. It's called ✨writing✨.
Anyway, I’m good. Like “married, moisturized, mentally stable, and mildly hilarious” good. No emotional support hotline needed, unless there’s one for people who laugh at their own jokes too much.
But seriously, I appreciate the concern (I guess?), and I’m sending hugs to whoever thought I was out here struggling. They clearly don’t know the main character energy I’m channeling.
Wishing you peace and love
With confusion, amusement, and an unnecessary amount of snacks,
Me, aka chaotic shithead.
P.S. Tell the concerned community member I said “thank you”... and also, “are you okay?” Because clearly you’re the one projecting, boo.
