Heyyy.... im "new" here, so yeah xD
I like climbing, I'm Asian and thats all there is to me .-.
Hope you enjoy my creations~ (if i have one .-.)
Oh yeah, im a VERY HUGE Kingdom Hearts fan too, so yeah. Insult KH and ill stuff spoons up your anus ;D

Watch me on DeviantArt if you have one ;) HowlingOblivion is my deviant account :D

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I got the sudden burst to write my bio :3 BE HAPPY

A shameless and muddleheaded Aquarian, doing things the American way:" We do before we think" night in the museum reference, for those who live under rocks.

Not a fan of anything (A FAN OF KINGDOM HEARTS THOUGH :D), but i am a fujoshi. Dont blame me if i scarred your eyes with my sexy short stories of boy x boy .-.

Status: single but shipping people like crazy, and thats nice. ive got that going for me, which makes me content with my current status :3

if you see a potential plank badmouthing you, HIT HER WITH ONE SENTENCE: You know what's sad? YOUR CUP SIZE. if she says this and has smaller busts than you do, COUNTER-ATTACK!
:" Oh, says the girl who has a smaller junk than me" BOOM! :D YOU'VE WON, and she'll be bawling her eyes out while screaming mommy. thumbs up for her intelligence of a TEA BAG. (hehe .-.) dirty mel strikes again

I have an IQ of a toilet plunger and an EQ of -69 , thank you very much

i am a midget, i laugh alot (FACT OF THE DAY: LAUGHING FOR MORE THAN 15 SEC ADDS 2 DAYS TO YOUR LIFE SPAN), THEREFORE I AM IMMORTAL. BOW TO ME PUNY HUMANS! (that awesome moment when my family name is Lok. IM CHINESE, STOP LAUGHING AT MY NAME, YOU INFIDEL! ;-; just kidding. lol)

aaaaanywho, i am done procrastinating. Good bye and merry christmas in advance. yay.

======= UPDATE OF THE DAY ========
yay 200 reads! i love you poopheads for reading my horror story :DD
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RoastedBanana RoastedBanana Apr 02, 2014 12:43PM
@LeeSzelind ehehhe I like it too :p xD
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