Hi. I like my bread toasted. And I mean any kind of bread. Literally, I will take any piece of bread known to man and toast it for 3 minutes and 26 seconds on a Saturday morning during July. Oh yeah, I also like to write stories because... yeah. Uhh... Ok. Look, coherence isn't my forte. I either make a 300 word essay about the most random topics in existence, or I speak without the knowledge of understanding what grammar is. Now, either read whatever the hell I miraculously make or be confused at reading this description. Choose your poison I guess. Ok bye.

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Roastoast Roastoast Jan 05, 2026 03:00AM
Gang, I finally did the thing. Ch. 0A is published after like, 6 months or something.
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Stories by Toastered
UNHOLY: An Object Show Story by Roastoast
UNHOLY: An Object Show Story
*ART STYLE IS CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED. A NEW COVER WILL HOPEFULLY COME SOME TIME THIS YEAR* After centuries...
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The Book of Creation by Roastoast
The Book of Creation
The bringing into of existence of the universe, especially when regarded as an act from a god. In reality, li...
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