Hi. I like my bread toasted. And I mean any kind of bread. Literally, I will take any piece of bread known to man and toast it for 3 minutes and 26 seconds on a Saturday morning during July. Oh yeah, I also like to write stories because... yeah. Uhh... Ok. Look, coherence isn't my forte. I either make a 300 word essay about the most random topics in existence, or I speak without the knowledge of understanding what grammar is. Now, either read whatever the hell I miraculously make or be confused at reading this description. Choose your poison I guess. Ok bye.
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Roastoast
Oct 27, 2025 04:32AM
Uhh... I have to something to ask...or tell, I don't know, choose either one. Umm...What are you guys suspecting from a chapter that's about 10,800 words long? Like actually though. Also yeah, I did...View all Conversations
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