IF YOU READ ALL OF THIS, WRITE  BUTTERSCOTCH  ON MY MESSAGE BOARD!!!

Why hello there you random visitor! How are you today? Stumbled onto my profile by accident? Well, get ready for a bumpy ride into the dark depths of my insanity! All people who are easily offended and/or sensitive and/or completely humourless cabbage crops, please leave now, and go do something about yourselves! (or at least don't spit your stupidity all over my sparkly fabulous message board!)

disclaimer: I belong completely to me, myself and I © (exept if a clan of rogue unicorns happens to run by, they can have me!)

I like writing and reading, obviously, my profile pic is always me, but those things aren't interesting, soo..

You wanna know what I look like? Okay... I'm 5"9, a size 6/8, seventeen years old, brown eyes, brown hair with red highlights... no freckles... Tan easily... Weird fang-like tooth next to my front teeth thanks to nerve damage (dog bite, 5yo) AAAAAND NOT INTERESTING ANYMORE. MOVING ON PEOPLE, MOVING ON.

I like singing, acting, drawing, A WHOOLE LOTTA PEOPLE, my college course, old cheese, and THAT I FINALLY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE! YAY!

I also like RED, Halestorm, Hollywood undead, Sabaton, Kansas, the script, green day, he is we, Adore Delano..

Also SUPERHEROES!!!! and Teen Wolf (obviously), Supernatural, Arrow, Walking Dead, muesli, singing, water, the cold side of the pillow and THAT I AM THE NIGHT!!!

I'm bisexual btw, problem? If so, I'll gladly show you the way off my profile c:-

BANANANANNANANAAAAAS

I LIKE SCISSORS TOO

AND I LIKE CHOCOLATE. A LOT

And eehh...

Stay beautiful, stay classy, but most of all, stay sassy!!

my insta is @Niborus_Rex (long story) c:-

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH MY PROFILE WITHOUT GETTING ANNOYED OR LEAVING! YOU ARE NOW ABLE TO PUSH THAT FOLLOW BUTTON AND BECOME A SMILEY UNICORN OF THE SMILEY UNICORN CLAN!!

(oh yeah, small detail: I'm a purple smiley unicorn. and female. I'm also pretty sure I'm female)