Hello?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Look, I know you can't actually hear me, but you know what I mean.  

If you can see this, then please, say hello.  It would be nice if you conversed directly with me, and not read my profile.  It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it. 

Anyway, if you actually want to know more about me, just pm me or something.  Or if you're too awkward to do that, and are as antisocial as I am, just say hello to someone you know instead for me.  It usually makes people happier to feel appreciated, and if you don't feel up to saying anything to me, then try talking to someone else.

Ok, I feel like I got off topic somewhere in there, but honestly I don't know what to think about pineapples.  They're just so spikey.

I guess that's all I wanted to say about that.  

I bid you goodbye, if that is the proper thing to do to someone who you aren't even directly interacting with.

But seriously, goodbye.

Unless of course you talk to me.

Then that will be hello.

I really have to stop this now.

Aloha.