The name's Rocket.

That prosthetic leg you got looks pretty interesting. Are you sure you need it more than me?

No, no, I think I need it more.

I need it more.

...that's illegal?

Eh, who needs the law?


Anyways, I've escaped twenty-three prisons with my bud here, Groot. He don't know talking good like you and me, so his vocabulist is limited to 'I' and 'am' and 'Groot', exclusively in that order.

What're you lookin' at?! Yeah, I'm little, doesn't mean I can't claw your face off.





So, still need that prosthetic leg?

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