I don't write stories much but i enjoy to read them......... i may try and write a list of duck facts tho :P, which i have now started Hope you like :D


i play the guitar 

potato.

SHIT THE BED

Pigfarts is on mars, i need a rocketship to get there, do you have a rocketship, Potter

ROCKETSHIP POTTER

STARSHIP POTTER

MOONSHOES POTTER

(rolls around on floor looking sexual,)

TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR