SKSKSK THIS GIRLY RIGHT HERE IS MY BEST FRIEND & MY WOFE AND I LOVE HER BERRY MUCH UWU SO IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO HURT HER I’LL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF AND GRILL IT, THEN FORCE YOU TO EAT IT. AND IF YOU’RE A GIRL, I’LL RIP YOUR FINGERNAILS OUT ONE BY ONE, VERY SLOWLY. MESS WITH HER, I DARE YOU.
(p.s. i love you wofe you’re amazing and so kind and nice and you’re the best friend ever)