I'm the lead singer of a band that has not released any music (we're working on it... merch first tho for some reason.)

They say JOKES
we say PUNS 
They say RESTART
we say RESET
They say PIZZA
we say SPAGHETTI
They say GET REKT
we say GET DUNKED ON
They say STAHP OR IMMA TELL
we say DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME? 
They say CAKE
we say BUTTERSCOTCH CINNAMON PIE
They say SKELETONS
we say SANS AND PAPYRUS
They say TAYLOR SWIFT
we say METTATON
They say DONT HURT YOURSELF OR ANYBODY
we say IN THIS WORLD ITS KILL OR BE KILLED
UNDERTALE FANS WILL REPOST ONTO BIO!