"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.  Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't" -- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. 

What I'm not: Alice, a rock star, a historian, a philosopher, Kim Kardashian, the long-lost Hanson brother, any type of animal (except a human animal), a professional skateboarder, a birthday cake, the best Victorianist, Brian Littrell's best friend, Justin Timberlake's wife,  a genome researcher, clean (at this particular moment, anyway), employed by Mythical Entertainment, wealthy, hungry, Oscar Wilde, Lewis Carroll or Virginia Woolf, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a surf dude, a dude of any sort, old money, new money, Neal Caffrey (from White Collar), Matt Bomer's nanny, missionary to the stars, a professional photographer, paparazzi, lip-sync champion of the world.