Rodent_Diaries

My current state in life is that my girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits, and I set it as my wallpaper, so now whenever I go to my homescreen I get flashed and the biggest smile shows up on my face. So I'm doing amazing

Rodent_Diaries

@Cratus13 || I asked her this, and she said "In your case, you can be lame and boring" so maybe that can work
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Cratus13

@Rodent_Diaries I wish I had a girlfriend...gimme tips on how to snag one pleaseee
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Rodent_Diaries

My current state in life is that my girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits, and I set it as my wallpaper, so now whenever I go to my homescreen I get flashed and the biggest smile shows up on my face. So I'm doing amazing

Rodent_Diaries

@Cratus13 || I asked her this, and she said "In your case, you can be lame and boring" so maybe that can work
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Cratus13

@Rodent_Diaries I wish I had a girlfriend...gimme tips on how to snag one pleaseee
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Rodent_Diaries

BACK UP, HOW'S THIS THING FLYIN'?? WHAT'S IT RUNNIN' ON? VIBES? HUHHH??

Rodent_Diaries

I expect this message to be filled with "GOOD ANSWER, NEPHEW!!" and "GOOD ANSWER, NEPHEW!!" only
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I just finished watching my friend Skrub play the ending of RE Requiem, and the only notes I have are: 
          
          1: Leon is Hot as FUCK
          
          2: Grace is autistic
          
          3: Grace is best girl 
          
          4: Grace is relatable as hell 
          
          5: I love Emily
          
          6: I fucking cried
          
          7: 7 minutes... 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

blosserlilly

I had an question 
          Since (y/n) and Nico are together what's gonna happen to will? Would he get another love interest?

blosserlilly

@Rodent_Diaries okay thanks for answering I was just wondering that for awhile now
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@blosserlilly || I'm still currently debating that. In my other reader series, I did have Percy dating someone else, but I haven't properly decided who I'd pair with Will if I do pair him with anyone 
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Rodent_Diaries

MORI CALLIOPE SINGS THE SECOND OPENING OF GACHIAKUTA??? WAS ANYBODY MEANING TO TELL ME THAT BEFORE I SKIPPED IT EVERY TIME???????

Rodent_Diaries

@Bulletmonk || I have not caught up with Mori in a WHILE, this is entirely news to me </3
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Bulletmonk

@Rodent_Diaries She brought it up alot and its on her channel
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I feel like I need to announce this publicly, but I have a friend, (Pali, aka Palilious, aka Pali Rat Thrower Car Having Palilious), and she's great. I love Pali as much as the next person, she's an amazing friend, and an incredible person... But I have to air out this one fact about her, that she will make the joke before you can finish processing anything else, and that is the FUNNIEST thing about her.
          
          One time I told her "Oh, hey, my pronouns are usually it/she" and without missing a beat she went "Are you okay, Lynnie? Are you having an allergic reaction?" and before I could very confusedly and verbally put out the thought of "???" That at the moment was going on through my mind, she asked "Why are your pronouns itchy?" And I couldn't say anything to that. Unfortunately, that was the funniest dad joke anyone had ever said to me. I laughed, and I laughed hard as shit, that was funny as fuck. Like how do I argue back to something that is just legitimately making my stomach hurt from laughing, with how unexpectedly hilarious that shit was?
          
          Last week, we were casually indulging in conversation, when I pointed out that one time I'd told her "Dude I am so obsessed with Pokemon!" and her instantaneous response to that reveal was "Yeah, of course, you're trans." And when another of my friends went "She didn't..." I pointed out that she'd also commented "That is the most Transfem experience ever. Like, you do that and you just figure out later in life you're actually a woman" to the fact I used to play CS:GO religiously at the age of 12. And then she came up and said "That's two strikes. If you're interested in engineering, that's three, you're out." To which I kindly responded "Bitch, shut the fuck up. Why are you putting cameras in my house?"