I am a total fucking dumbass
And I've come to the uncomfortable conclusion
I'll be spending the rest of my life in a state of constant paranoia
Just let me follow you
And I'll proceed to bang my head on every doorway
And door frame you see suitable for us to go through
And I've found that the road to happiness is paved
With rows and rows
Of very tempting parking spaces
I'm not paranoid, I'm a realist
I know you're gonna kill me!