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Update: Happy New Year. We're almost done w/ ApHmAu Mafia ep. 9 but SOMEONE hasn't finished the mafia bit yet. Anyway, we're currently working on The Shipping Doc 3 so that'll be out...when...ever.

BTW SUICIDE IS DISCUSSED IN EP 8 SO BE WARNED

Remember me? Thought not. Anyway yeah, ApHmAu Mafia Ep. 8 took 3 fricking years...(mainly bc SOMEONE did not do the questions so I had to take things into my own hands) Yeah it's here now though, just expect less as I said before cuz ScHoOl. Also barbie edits but that's n0t the point

So I added a story I was working on for English because I think its really good and just something different. Also, I'm probably not going to be posting so much because, A. I don't feel like it and B. I'm busy with school. So enjoy this.
          
          
          
          What I listened to while editing this (I swear it's not a rickroll): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0nzfN10hnw

ApHmAu Mafia now has a fandom wiki page! Go check it out at this link: https://aphmau-mafia-au.fandom.com/f
          It will also be in the desc of ApHmAu Mafia.

~Rylan~
          
          I growl at Kylie. Something’s always been fishy about her. Then I hear something outside. I go outside to check and I see Mira. “Oh...HEYY..” She looks me dead in the eyes. She grabs my hand and we walk home. She pushes me inside, then comes in and slams the door behind her. She looks mad and I can tell that she’s hurt. Maybe from walking, or maybe from me. I’m not sure yet. “IRENE HELP ME PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU DIDN’T KILL KYLIE!!!” I look at her funny and laugh. Then I think about what she said. “You think I’d kill someone?” “Well, you are a-” “SHUT THE Unknown UP.” Calypso screams through the phone. “Oh, I thought I hung up on you,” Mira responds “No, you did not,” Calypso says slowly. “Ok well-” Mira says as she hangs up. Immediately Mira gets another call from Calypso. “Ok, that’s enough,” I say as I reach over to click the end call button. At this point we were home, so Mira went to our room to play with her Wontonden Skitch although the controllers were NOT on properly. I went to the guest room to watch my fav episode of My Road. I was watching the greatest episode which was titled, “ApHmAu Mafia''. It was the one where Double-A battery and Soft-Boi EiN fought over Aphmau.

~Mira~
          	It’s nighttime now, and I’m highly concerned. Rylan stormed down the stairs and grabbed his coat. Apparently, he went somewhere, but he left in such a huff. I’ve called him 4 times and he isn’t picking up. Suddenly, Rylan’s sister, Calypso calls. She screams, “Is Rylan ok? Is he there?” “No… what’s going on?” Calypso’s panicked breaths set me off, so I grab my coat, slip on my uggs, and fly out of the door. I keep Calypso on the phone and go to my tracking app to see where Rylan could be. Yes, it’s weird that I can track my boyfriend, but it proves to be very helpful in situations like these. When I first met him and we went on our first date, we went to a cupcake place and he had chocolate cupcakes. The same unconscious ordeal happened and I decided to take my chance and go to the vet to put a microchip in him. When he found out he looked at me like, what the frick is wrong with you? Anyway, I’m zoning out. I check back on the tracking app. Wait, what? Why is he at Kylie’s house? I start running in the direction of the arrow on my phone. 
          
          ~Calypso~
          
          All I can hear is Mira’s heavy breathing and the crunch of the gravel underneath her feet. I say, “Do you know what’s going on?” Mira remarks, “OF COURSE I DON’T! That’s why I’m so scared.” I apologize and explain, “Well, have you ever wondered about Rylan’s ‘mysterious’ chocolate intolerance? It’s ‘cuz he’s a werewolf.” The crunching stops. “I’m here.” She reacted a lot calmer than I thought she would.

HELLO. So, like I promised, complaints is up, and so is group chat, which is the other email chain we had if all our characters were in a group chat. And it very much so is canon. But my next post is going to be a part of My Life With a Werewolf Boyfriend which is where Mira and Rylan are from since that hasn't been posted.

YO! So, as you know me and @apxmaulover are friends, and uh we do some crazy crap you could say. So last summer, we started this random email chain with these two middle aged ladies, Jovan Camden and Jemima Camisole. So we're posting that email chain, and keep your eyes peeled for another email chain we'll be posting with a canon story in our universe.

UPDATE!!! We are posting the first "book" of the shipping! It's finished so you guys can go and binge read it. We're almost done with the second one too, so you won't have to wait too long for that one's conclusion.