It isn't 2011 anymore so wattpad is dying but enjoy the bit of trash I still have: 
-"Drop your socks and grab your Crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride" -Tony Stark
-LeT mE rEaD pOrN tIlL iM dEaD
-slowly dying but that's okay
-"I can't smell it the sun is too loud" -my sister
-made out of 100% recycled washing machines!
-oh, people. No thanks.
-gay since 1778
-go away you spoon
-I fuck trees
-don't look at my activity unless you crave death
- YeS i StAyEd Up TiLl ThReE aM oN tUmBlR, yOuR pOiNt Is?? 
-god is overrated 
-Barry bee Benson is coming to eat your unborn children
-fuck off and let me eat my lunchables™
-who wants to see some beautiful boys ultimate action 
-if you date me you have to be willing to go to the park and laugh at penis shaped trees 
-Actual trash
-Barry bee Benson is here to fuck your wife and read some gay ass shit 
-fuck I'm feeling things
-my aesthetic consists of old people eating ham sandwiches and Barbie dolls with no legs
-take you cilantro and run with it, ya nonce
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ToniPigg - RomanLewis
10/2/18
Out as trans:
17/2/18
X: 
17/5/18 - 12/9/18