Ahhh Australia the wonderful- 
(HOLLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!) 
and beautiful-
THAT IS NOT A FUCKING NON VENOMOUS SPIDER IT HAS FUCKEN FANGS)
.....err environment with....
( HAWKZ HAWKZ HELP IM GETTING ATTACK BY A MASSIVE SPIDER HEEEELLLPPP) 
....Fuck this documentary...*walks to the bathroom*
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ITS JUST A BLOODY DADDY LONG LEGS ITS HARMLESS!!!
(NO IT ISNT HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THING HARMLESS?!)
ITS FANGS ARE TOO SMALL TO PIERCE HUMAN FLESH!
(HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT ITS HUGE!)
....you do know that this is tiny compared to the females right?..
(...WHAT?!!!!)