We are the FWOTHs, Flying wildbeasts of the horizon.
We endeavor to conquer the world and then abandon it for a peaceful and saintly life in deep meditation on Mars. There will be no documentation of our tale, of how fiercely we fought and how passionately we loved, so you better keep your eyes peeled or risk missing catching us in action!

ps: we are also prone to random bouts of non-alcohol induced drunkenness, that just means that we are so good at losing our senses that we don't even need a drink to take us there. Appreciate the fact that you have always got a pair of crazies to mock and laugh at, even when you're feeling down, k?!