"I have layers. I'm like an onion. An irresistible one." -Lucifer

"Lucifer... You are my brother and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks." -Gabriel (SPN) 

"I am burdened with glorious purpose." -Loki (MCU) 

"What are you going to do? Moisturize me?" -The Doctor

"Oh, Lord! Please heal this bike." -Crowley (GO)

"Scars remind us where we've been, they don't have to dictate where we're going." David Rossi (CM)