Hi, my name isn't Scott Caspar, well it is Scott, but I get Caspar because I am more pale than Dracula on a rainy day. Also, I am more crazy than a hot jalapeno on a stick, ese. I am straight but make a lot of jokes that make deter you from thinking that, but trust me I am. I like girls. I also like Video games and Netflix. I don't like engagement children and racists. I am interested in the space and the supernatural I would probably be super happy if Cthulhu was real and would be like "wow."
Jon the Lucario is my senpai and Sasha Braus is my Waifu
I am single because it is hard enough to get girls to like you when you are weird like me but even harder when your skin color is like a sunny day and you are Edward Cullen from twilight, but I really don't care what people think about me because I just don't give a crap. That is my mindset it doesn't matter whether or not people like you as long as you like you.
I like comedy mixed in with seriousness, but mainly comedy. My mind jumps from one thing to another like the Easter bunny on meth. I like Breaking bad and Better Call Saul as my favorite show. Kind of came to mind when I thought of meth so eh. Senpai plz follow, I love you and goodbye comrade
- New York, America (No not the city)
- JoinedApril 13, 2015
- website: the interwebs
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