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Something that ACTUALLY happened to me today, I was laying on one my my friends because he was sitting behind me on this bench seat thing and I was sitting sideways, and he wrapped his arm around me so it was laying on my chest and, me being me, I saw the opportunity to be a little shit and I went to bite him and as I did this he grabbed my face to make me look up at him and went, “Behave” and went right back to talking to my friends. I didn’t speak for a good five minutes.