"Hello, fanfic author? I'd like to request a fanfic where Yakkity gets horribly sick and becomes a school shooter, right as Rondo begins to develop feelings for him, and the story also reveals that Yakkity's parents abandoned him to go to the yak dimension, and the story also demonstrates that he's immune to cold temperatures unless he takes off his coat or it gets wet, and also that his horns make the top of his head indestructible, and Keo sells his pee, and also demonstrates that Yakkity has had super strength this whole time, and Penelope says 'Hi, my name's Pnel and I'm going to tell you what I mean. You see, the word 'the', which is the most commonly used word in the English language, means 'glorp'.', and Lemony is a lesbian but Keo ignores that and it handles themes of fetishization of lesbian romance and it all ends with Yakkity committing suicide in the funniest way possible."
