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I went bridge jumping for the first time and it was awesome! But after, we went to a dock and I hit meh foot really hard and dah wood, so I bruised almost immediately as I fell into the water. My friend, his mom, and my Grandmother accompanied me on the way to the ER. I got to ride in a wheel chair and it was fun, although I had dirt on my feet because I was apparently barefoot the entire time. It got all over the floor and my friend's mom said it looked like weed. The doctors had no idea I had insurance and frankly neither did I, so I ended up being treated like shit and was placed in the "no insurance zone." So we started a gang, The No Insurance Kids. The nurse was a total prick so me and my friend got in the wheel chair and zoomed down the hallway with XL rubber gloves over our faces. Now I have a hole in meh foot and it hurts like hell. ╮(─▽─)╭