WARNING: MILD SWEARING ENSUES

"-and then Jeffery, I buried the dead body and the cops never even notic- Oh right! Hello, when did we go on air, I'm gonna tear that producer apart."

*Slowly mutters a list of ways of killing le producer*

"So I will be your host today! My name is Rosie Brown but you can call me cutiepatootie!"

*giggles flirtatiously*

"What makes you such a good host?" Le bitch asks outraged.

"Well, just look at my application!"

-Dudette (I don't have any dangling pieces of flesh..um...there)

-18 years of life (bye-bye acne!)

-Werewolf fanatic (it's an addiction, I can't help it)

-Lover of books and all things cute! And supernatural. And death. And the dead body in my basement...

-Loser of virginity (achievement unlocked)

Now, I'm not one to promote anything but... read my stories. You hear me read my stories! READ THEM. Of course if you like them, also critics are welcomed with loving arms and lollipops.

*Door smahes wide open*

"STOP! POLICE! PUT YOUR ARMS UP WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"

*Swatt team barges in*

Oh, you little mothefucka's, you ratted me out!